Why I turned my back on Liberals

I have been on both sides of the fence. When the country turns conservative, I become a left wing knee jerking liberal. If a Dem gets the office, I swing to the right. I can't help it. I guess that's why I became an editorial cartoonist. I question and rebel against all authority. A few years ago I was about as liberal as you could get. I hung out with a bunch of lefties, in hind-sight I see what self-righteous obnoxious bastards we all were. i listened as a loud mouth would proclaim the rights of gays to marry. She would get in the face of anyone who might disagree with her. Maintaining a smug attitude of being "more enlightened" than all others. However when she found out someone she knew and didn't care for was rumored to be gay, she picked up her cell phone and spread the news about him. Letting all of the mutual friends know his preferences like it was some sort of a great scandal. Tittering as she hung up from talking to one harpie, and scrolling down her phonebook to the next. Smirking as she declared "Guess who's a queer."
She was quick to give people tittles, "My black friend... my friend who's a Hispanic lesbian with one leg..." Always quick to defend the rights of others as long as they didn't disagree with her. If they didn't agree with her then they were narrow minded bigots who should keep their mouths shut or thrown into prison until they were as enlightened as her.
Conversely, when I was a leftie, conservatives told me if I didn't like it here in America I should move to IRAN. "See how long Saddam will let you disagree with him" Typical, agree with the majority or get out.

Let freedom ring.

Congress at large...

Typical political B.S. Let's lay a smoke screen, point the finger and distract Americans from the real issues. The "Corporate Bonuses" equel 9/10th of ONE PERCENT of the bailout funds. We could argue for hours if they should recieve them or not. Let's not forget the Billions that are going to pork barrel projects of Barney and friends. Also that great group of Americans known as ACCORN are getting a few billion. Remember them? The ones FOUND GUILTY of election registration fraud. Oh, yea, now they're going to help with the census.

I'm awake and angry

Due to an inhuman sleep schedule I'm awake at 3 am. It's been a while since I did this Blog stuff. No one reads these things except for Government computers. Searching for words of threat to the powers that be.

Now to get a few things off my chest, YOU WITH THE BLUE TOOTH IN YOUR EAR! You look stupid, more so than just some simp with a cell phone to an ear. "Oh, it's an important call, I have to take this." Shuddup! Pull over and talk, I'm tired of being cut off on the road because some fuckhead is busy talking to another fuckhead somewhere in another car about some lame bullshit. I'm tired of clerks in gas marts talking on the blue tooth in Pakistani while I'm trying to tell him my cigarrette brand. "Dude, plot the attack on YOUR TIME!" Same for you, you fat ass Soccer Mom in the Supermarket loudly blathering away to some other divorced harpy. "Oh, my little girl is soooooo talented she just...LOOK! Roaster chickens are on sale!" About that time I clip the back of her ankles with my shopping cart.

I'm sick of this planet, everyone talking on a phone, or texting, or twitering or blogging.... Why can't we all just shut up.

Any Surprises?

What infuriates me the most about the Il. Governor scandal is that I'm not shocked or outraged. Business as usual. These are politicians, the most corrupt and vile DNA in the the universe. Ancient Rome or some backwater government today, same old same old. Chicago has lived up to it's Democratic reputation.

Bailout Bastards

New Jersey cartoonist Eric T. Styles has released his latest off the wall comic addressing the A.I.G. bailout. The players in the financial bailout weave their way into Styles’ web comic “BiNGE.” Edward Liddy’s characture joins the surreal ensemble of a beatnik artist, internet dominatrix and two yuppie stoners. The comedic story line follows an AIG executive into a sado-masochistic triste, where the government bailout funds “trickle down” to a hapless artist and his pizza hungry friends. Also mentioned in the comic are former Governor Spitzer and General Motors’ C.E.O.

The Holiday Season is upon us

I eririly posted this a day before the attacks in India. It would only be in bad taste now if I had posted it after the attacks. I think it sums up the complete differances in cultures and the state of the world. Christmas seemed to be more fun back durring the Cold War days. Even the name "Cold War" sounds like it might result in a snowball fight.

Well, it's over...

Or perhaps the real fights are just starting. I've kept busy with "30 Cartoons in 30 Days" It's been fun and challenging. I hope I provided laughs and provoked thought. The BiNGE characters slipped into it my editorial cartoons. Lance and Jody represented the Yellow undecided states. The Stalker Chick represented the fanatical Obama supporters. Driven by the cult of personality and insistance that she is always right. A mindless Lemming who will throw her support to the favorite to win.